Comments on: Princess Diana Memorial Concert

By: Swineshead

Swineshead — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 10:11:16 +0000

Oh. I’ve found it. I’ll have a read.

By: Swineshead

Swineshead — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 10:10:55 +0000

Where’s your blog, Nelson? I’d like to have a gander…

By: Nelson

Nelson — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 10:07:31 +0000

How do you get these mooing retards to comment on your blog? It’s all I’ve ever wanted to annoy these sort of people. I want their illiterate arsepiss in my comments. I want to imagine their tears of frustration as they struggle to articulate the vortex of rage and confusion that consumes their tiny woollen brains.

Instead I get a load of fucking liberal leftie cunts agreeing with me.

By: Napoleon Cockaparte

Napoleon Cockaparte — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 08:59:33 +0000

Doggy Dog, eh? Does that imply you spend half your life licking your own anus and the other half eating faeces you find in the underbrush? I’d be inclined to ignore the comments of an animal who’s put on this earth to chase twigs about. Bad boy! In your bed!

By: piqued

piqued — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 08:50:17 +0000

Thank you doggy, a succint and I think very well made point. So, lets bat this around, why really r we sayin all this shit bout everyone, why really do we wanna talk shit talk shit bout how shity life is?

By: doggy dogg

doggy dogg — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 05:53:23 +0000

yo wtf is wrong wit u nelly sounded reallt gud and why r u sayin all this shit bout everyone wanna talk shit talk shit bout how shity ur life is lol

By: Napoleon Cockaparte

Napoleon Cockaparte — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 16:15:16 +0000

I will be Hun. Once the police discover Peter Sutcliffe’s an innocent man, they’ll be beating a path to my door.

By: Hun

Hun — Thu, 05 Jul 2007 17:11:55 +0000

shut up all ov u u bunch ov harsh wankers!!!!!!!!!!! Do u have no respect! at least none ov u will be remembered!

By: Clair

Clair — Tue, 03 Jul 2007 17:19:13 +0000

Dear Ricky Gervais of Hampstead,

As us stand-ups know, never go out in public with any less than five minutes of material. Otherwise you end up looking like shite.

Yours,

CW (three gigs to her name, but I’ve done a course, you know)

By: Joe C

Joe C — Tue, 03 Jul 2007 11:02:21 +0000

Fearne Cotton must be inhumanely culled before she has the chance to breed and make more of her. I feel bad for singling her out, as there were many who should fall on their swords for their involvement in the broadcast of this shitfest, but she really takes the biscuit. I can remember Charlie Brooker once said of Kate Thornton that her presenting style was as ineffectual as a “kitten’s fart” – well, if that’s the case, Cotton really must be a woodlouse’s guff. She doesn’t even ask questions, just strings together meaningless streams of noises and woo’s and other stuff and hopes the people she is engaged with will say something back. During her chat with the bloke who won Joseph and the lady who won Sound of Music, I forward rolled out of the window of my flat, falling 87 floors to my death. It was for the best.

And poor old Ricky Gervais. Faced with a crowd of 63,000 morons all baying for him to do the dance, he succumbed to their collective will. Perhaps he was hoping for a knighthood? I’m pretty sure he’ll get one now. I cringed so hard I broke my shoulders. I think he’s blown it now. But like SH said – what the fuck was he doing there in the first place?

By: Napoleon Cockaparte

Napoleon Cockaparte — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 16:35:45 +0000

Like it, like it. I’m on your side ‘ere … Princess of Farts … I’m telling EVERYONE that. Fucking everyone.

By: piqued

piqued — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 15:56:47 +0000

She would NP

She bloody well would, she’s like Harry’s mum, a bloody ner-do-well TART

Hey guys, right. You know she was called the Princess of Hearts, right. I think she should have been called the Princess of Farts, really smelly ones ahahahahahahahahahahahahjlasnkf

Guyz

By: Napoleon Cockaparte

Napoleon Cockaparte — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 15:39:43 +0000

I got as far as Lilly Allen, decided she looked like a transvestite crossed with a monkey crossed with ET, and stuck on Where Eagles Dare instead. I wish Clint Eastwood and Richard Burton would shoot Lilly Allen in the head dressed as Nazis like wot Harry likes wearing.

And yes I would give Harry’s missus one … not that she’d let me.

By: Swineshead

Swineshead — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 14:00:17 +0000

Christ almighty… what was he even doing there?

By: Badger Madge

Badger Madge — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 13:53:37 +0000

Yep, he had to fill 8 minutes because Elton wasn’t ready to perform and so did his stupid dance. You could see the self-pity in his eyes…