Comments on: Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

By: The Tombstone

The Tombstone — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 15:04:33 +0000

This is without a doubt the funniest discussion of an article I have read so far on here. Although I must point out I really enjoy Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. I’m not an idiot, I’m not a chav and a lot of my friends enjoy it as well and some of those went to university, albeit with mickey mouse degrees. It’s just a funny show about stupid chavs, yeah it’s no Peep Show but I really do find it funny.

And publishing a guys email address is never cool, regardless of how much a twat he is.

By: Cranium

Cranium — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 00:25:27 +0000

This is the funniest page I’ve read in ages. “Two Pints Of Shit And A Bucket Of Arseholes” is one of the nastiest insults my intelligence has ever endured but I do find some of its fans rather entertaining. Does anybody know where Scotty has gone? I’d like to keep abreast of his opinions on other subjects.

By: John Q Wagonwheel

John Q Wagonwheel — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 15:33:42 +0000

Wow. I just found this. After my few weeks of pestering you lot after a chance bestumbling upon WWM. This is just brilliant. It took me until about half way down the page to realise that the pro-pint commenters were actually real people, not just unconvincingly concocted stereotypes. I didn’t realise such dregs had sufficiently evolved awareness to drag their hairy palms onto a keyboard.

‘Scotty’ was an excellent example. I presume that he left school at 16, which would make him 25. It’s amazing he’s lasted this long without sticking his finger in an electric socket out of curiosity (or as a superior form of entertainment to two pints etc…). ‘Something like 10 night clubs’ – I think he’s uncertain whether or not the former digit should be there.

The 16 year old commenter was entertaining in that he is a prime example of your ‘misplaced vanity’. Doubtless he is considered terribly bright (top of the school maybe) because he got a B in Leisure and Tourism at GCSE. But I digress – the point is that, like the programme, these people are utterly depressing because they’ve all got a chip on their shoulder the size of China which will no doubt keep them ignorant for the rest of their blandly predictable lives as they gradually become armchairs, kept regular by soma-like repeats of tawdry shit such as TPOLAAPOC.

By: Swineshead

Swineshead — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 18:23:05 +0000

Robin – you’re flaming about flaming! Yowzers!

I think Scotty deserved his email published, so fuck off.

By: Robin

Robin — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 18:04:44 +0000

Oh, and mods posting someone’s email. Fucking bad form guys. Bad form.

By: Robin

Robin — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 18:03:49 +0000

directed here from the Guardian Gogarty flamefest. Got to say that the two pints fans come across than the detractors, bad grammar or no bad grammar.

By: Dave

Dave — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 13:27:37 +0000

Must start by saying that don’t think the show is shit, but then I do smoke a lot of weed! Problem most people have with the show is how much its on. They get more air time than the PM. How? There is so much good comedy produced by BBC3 Monkey dust, snuff box, mighty boosh etc. so why doesn’t this get played more. Its better deeper and more wittty.

By: piqued

piqued — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 14:42:22 +0000

Death, over here, I’ve got one for you

By: Howelie 94

Howelie 94 — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 14:37:22 +0000

To u Sad Fuckers out there, get a shittin sence of humour u borin little pricks! Two pints is well funny, its aimed for people who are teenagers, not sad bastards who are past there sel-by date and think what to put for a fucking essay about it! You sad BASTARDS!
Dont like it? Switch it Fuckin over then! Burn in hell u stupid cunt!

By: Sam

Sam — Sat, 01 Sep 2007 18:34:28 +0000

I don’t think so. People have different SOHs I wouldn’t call it having an under-developed one, some people find…Curb Your Enthusiasm hilarious, I don’t.

By: Napoleon

Napoleon — Sat, 01 Sep 2007 17:30:49 +0000

Cunt – my apologies for using the example of fast food workers to signify thick people. Anyone who tolerates being rewarded for their work with a gold star on a little wee badge in a way primary school children would be familiar with is a fucking genius, obviously.

By: Swineshead

Swineshead — Sat, 01 Sep 2007 12:16:43 +0000

I agree that the chav thing is an awkward generalisation… but enjoying TPAAPOC demonstrates a completely under-developed sense of humour.

By: Sam

Sam — Sat, 01 Sep 2007 12:13:44 +0000

I’m 17, I’m able to type correctly and I love Two Pints.
I didn’t read the entire essay, when i got to ‘chavvy types’ I couldn’t be bothered.
No show is going to appeal to everyone but to have such a strong opinion on something I think you should have watched more than one episode.
I think those that don’t like the show probably don’t like it because they find it…beneath them – too ‘chavvy’ – but it does appeal to more than just teenagers and young adults because my parents and grandparents find it hilarious too.

By: Swineshead

Swineshead — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 08:42:49 +0000

‘Cunt’, your response is riddled with idiocy. Not worthy of a response beyond that.

By: piqued

piqued — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 08:39:51 +0000

Ever heard of spell check, Cunt…

When you’ve grown up you may post on here, until then, your tea’s ready, it’s your favourite. Fish fingers chips and peas. Can you not eat with your mouth open… and elbows off the table…

Aw, whose my big man, eh, eh, eh *smack*