
I never really intended to spend my life working in an office and writing grumpy reviews of television programmes, y’know.
I always just wanted to SING.
So please join me in a tribute to big-bummed kitchen woman, Nigella Lawson.
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14 Comments
All I can say is that I am stunned!
Why so, Mikey?
Mikey, I’m sure you can say others things too… Actually, I’ve seen you say other things on these pages
U R A LYER MIKY
If you look very closely you’ll see that Mikey ‘The Liar’s panties are on fire, the lying bastard.
I think he’s more of a thong man
Well, I hope he liked this ‘thong’!!!!
(song)
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
*dribbles curry*
Boxers actually…
Well that’s just perverted Mikey.
I can’t listen to it because I’m at work. But is it you singing about Nigella to the Moonpig tune?
And if that was a huge plate of beans she was grappling with in this picture, then I might be interested.
Shit. Mooooonpig. I missed a trick there, Who.
That was waaaay better than Coldplay’s “Yellow.” Way better.
Bitchy, Medlo. You shitbag.
I thought it was better than Yellow, Coldplay are a bunch of simpering public schoolboy piss nipples
you should send that in to us on FM. might get a set of speakers out of it eh?
have you got a cold by the way? sounds a bit bunged up, my love.