Comments on: Ad Nauseam

By: John Q Wagonwheel

John Q Wagonwheel — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 12:01:59 +0000

You’d hammer in the morning, you’d hammer in the evening, all over his face?

By: Liam Liam

Liam Liam — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 11:11:42 +0000

The new Churchill ones are pretty bad, set out like a game show with an oh-so-cheeky presenter who I want to hurt.

Oh, all the answers are right! How cheeky of you, cheeky churchill!

Could be worse though, let us not forget…

“JAWSH, DADS FOWNED YA SCOOTA!”

If I had a hammer…

By: John Q Wagonwheel

John Q Wagonwheel — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:45:41 +0000

Oh you guys…
Also, I started a blog:

http://ofsomedescription.wordpress.com

By: Dave Medlo

Dave Medlo — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 00:07:06 +0000

I just hope it the cake car was given to a kids hospital or something… it was probably nibbled at by the crew and then thrown away, mind.

By: Napoleon Cockaparte

Napoleon Cockaparte — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 18:09:10 +0000

BADUMM-TISSSH! Well done, Swineshead, that was marvellous.

By: gooseannoyer

gooseannoyer — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 18:05:51 +0000

And I thought geese were annoying…

By: Swineshead

Swineshead — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 17:56:44 +0000

Cake cars are alright – they gateaux (get you) from a to b.

*slits wrists*

By: Napoleon Cockaparte

Napoleon Cockaparte — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 17:49:54 +0000

You see ‘em making the fan belt, but for the most part, the innards are just big hunks of cake. This makes sense as a car made from cake with cake seats and a cake dashboard wouldn’t be able to support a cake roof. I suppose you could make a cake convertible … though I have my doubts on how you’d keep the jelly windscreen in place.

Ignore Piqued, by the way – he’s an ignorant shitbag.

By: piqued

piqued — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 15:44:31 +0000

who gives a shit

By: gooseannoyer

gooseannoyer — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 15:39:37 +0000

What torments me about the cake advert is wondering, did they make all the innards of the car – every single bit like fan belts – out of different sweeties and cake and jelly, or did they give up half way through and just say ‘Stuff it, it’ll just all be solid cake from now on?’

By: piqued

piqued — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 14:26:59 +0000

No, it’s never pasted in man-shit, I prefer to have my gentleman smothered in woman-shit being partial to coitus with someone of the opposite sex, but each to his own, I’m not Richard Littlejohn

By: John Q Wagonwheel

John Q Wagonwheel — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 14:17:30 +0000

You didn’t mind it… but you have a cock? A cock that doesn’t spend a lot of its time pasted with man-shit?

By: piqued

piqued — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 13:41:30 +0000

..not seen Dirty Dancing either you bloody fairy

By: piqued

piqued — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 13:40:53 +0000

I’ve seen Bridgette Jones because of Myfwt (didn’t mind it either, there, I’ve said it) however, she’d no more watch Moulin Rouge (it’s a fucking musical) than you’d watch Fassbinder you hooligan (s)

Now leave me in peace, I’m digesting game and cheese

By: Napoleon Cockaparte

Napoleon Cockaparte — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 13:09:46 +0000

See? SEE? This is what happens when you let ‘em near the DVD player! I tell you, unless you can distract ‘em with shoe catalogues, you’ll be up to your eyeballs in Julia Roberts movies before you can say, “I need to watch explosions, woman!” It’s a battle in my house to get control of the remote – a battle I’m hamstrung going into because she can always turn off the taps.

What crime have I committed, I wonder, that warrants Dirty Dancing as my punishment?