Comments on: EastEnders: SUCCESS

By: extremelisteningmode

extremelisteningmode — Fri, 02 May 2008 16:27:18 +0000

Congrats to WWM on this breakthrough!

Now lobby them for an all-in cast suicide.

By: Clarry

Clarry — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:12:42 +0000

No, didn’t do anything it just worked eventually.

Personally, I blame WWM.

*joking*

By: Swineshead

Swineshead — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:09:19 +0000

Ah – so you worked it out then?

Well done!

By: Clarry

Clarry — Fri, 02 May 2008 13:05:24 +0000

coz I can’t get on here, that’s why!

Hang on, if you can read this, then i’m in. Huzzah!

By: John Q Wagonwheel

John Q Wagonwheel — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:21:10 +0000

Quiet in here today…

By: John Q Wagonwheel

John Q Wagonwheel — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:07:34 +0000

*Signs petition*

Boobs, mind.

By: John Q Wagonwheel

John Q Wagonwheel — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:06:17 +0000

You know, the sort of night where lib dem canvassing descends into drinking two bottles of wine and having boobs drawn on your arms.

By: John Q Wagonwheel

John Q Wagonwheel — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:02:21 +0000

I’m eating aspirin to recover from my very heavy night of it last night.

By: Swineshead

Swineshead — Fri, 02 May 2008 11:57:22 +0000

Fair enough… and Vice City was the best for me. And Scarface is very similar to it but with the kinks ironed out.

I am eating chicken katsu curry, be jealous.

And sign the petition.

By: John Q Wagonwheel

John Q Wagonwheel — Fri, 02 May 2008 11:45:35 +0000

No, unlike in the other games, the way actions happen like the identical carjacking process is different pretty much every time and you can get better at it.

San Andreas was the worst so far I’d say. Just didn’t have the right feel to it. Back to Liberty City in IV though.

By: Swineshead

Swineshead — Fri, 02 May 2008 11:41:36 +0000

That sounds immense. Until the third time it happens. Then just flat out boring as fuck.

San Andreas really wasn’t all it cracked up to be I didn’t feel.

By: John Q Wagonwheel

John Q Wagonwheel — Fri, 02 May 2008 11:39:41 +0000

Same, I played it on a friend’s. It is bloody amazing though. In this one if you don’t get into a car you’re jacking quickly enough, you get dragged along the road, holding onto the handle or open door. I was also in a van at one point, hit a car that pulled out suddenly, flew through the windscreen, onto the car bonnet denting it and then onto the road.

By: Swineshead

Swineshead — Fri, 02 May 2008 11:36:04 +0000

I’m not willing to pay 300 quid or thereabouts for a games console, so it’ll have to wait, GTA IV.

By: John Q Wagonwheel

John Q Wagonwheel — Fri, 02 May 2008 11:34:32 +0000

That sounds rubbish.

Oh and incidentally GTA IV will blow your mind.

By: Swineshead

Swineshead — Fri, 02 May 2008 11:33:11 +0000

See – in Scarface you can’t kill or maim innocent members of the public. Just gangster bastards.

Unless you take on the role of enforcer or hired assassin. In which case it’s your job to kill members of the public.

But it’s not real grannies. It’s just quite unrealistic representations of them.