However, I was annoyed with Mario, Lisa and Luke as instead of commending Rachel for rising above the digs from Alex, they slagged her off for being too nice.

And he probably pronounces his name big too-na 21….

On the subject of BB.

What about Alex being horrible to Rachel about the bloody spaghetti? I liked the way that everybody calmly ignored her, and contradicted each of her arguements in polite conversation.

One scenario went something like:

Alex – “Jenny go in that cupboard and tell me how much spaghetti there is in there.”

Jenny – “There’s none left. Me, Rachel and Rex thought it was a good idea to cook it all, so people could help themselves.”

Alex – “You cooked all the spaghetti? Even though I specifically said that I was cooking breakfast for everyone last night? God, people are so dumb.”

Rachel – “Well you never said anything whilst we were doing it.”

*silence*

Alex – “Sorry Lisa breakfast has been messed up. They’ve cooked all the spaghetti even though I said since last monday that i’d cook breakfast. They’ve ruined the master plan.”

Alex – Looks on disapprovingly. “That’s minging. Cooking all the spaghetti at once so people have to heat it up if they want it. People live like tramps. Cooking all the spaghetti when like 3 people want to eat it. People are so dumb”

Rachel – “7 people want it, 7 people don’t.”

*string of people come up for spaghetti on toast that is carefully rationed out*

Dennis – “Can I have some of this spaghetti?”

Rachel – ” Yes one slice of toast and 2 spoons of spaghetti each.”

Rachel – “Is that hot enough for you?”

Dennis – ” Yes that’s fine thanks.”

‘Member I told you.

*POW POW POW*

*thud*

Moving on…

Joanne you can stick your punctutation issues up your arse.

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What a horrible girl though. The few times I’ve watched she’s been antagonising people. One time it was about chips. Just a nasty piece of work.