NewsGush: A Sad Day

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Genuinely sad news - Tony Hart is no longer able to draw and must put down his pencil due to illness. He’s had two strokes, and this has prevented him from being able to draw properly. 

According to the BBC, Tony says…

It has been my lifetime passion, but I endeavour to stay cheerful as there is nothing to be done about my condition.

This makes us older chaps feel our age, whilst the whippersnappers look at one another, bewildered.

For my part, I loved his shows when I was a lad, despite being terrified of Tony himself - he was a wise old Uncle who’d let you get up to whatever mischief you wanted, but always with the threat of him snapping into a foul temper at any moment.

44 Comments

  • Posted September 30, 2008 at 12:59 pm | Permalink

    That sucks. He was a legend.

  • Posted September 30, 2008 at 1:07 pm | Permalink

    He’s still alive, Tombstone - just out of action.

    Mingles - answer the riposte…
    http://www.wherediditallgoright.com/BLOG/2008/09/as-they-say.html

  • Posted September 30, 2008 at 1:11 pm | Permalink

    Yeah but it sucks that he can’t draw. A legend at drawing he was.

  • Posted September 30, 2008 at 1:14 pm | Permalink

    I already did SH you gimp. collings can stand up for himself. Kohli is on everyfucking thing up here, believe me.

  • Posted September 30, 2008 at 1:14 pm | Permalink

    Yes - but then he responded to you. You thick, Scotch gibbon.

  • Posted September 30, 2008 at 1:16 pm | Permalink

    Yes - dats whot im talking about.

    I wrote something, he resonded and I responded back. he just hasnt posted it yet. what are you his mother?

  • Posted September 30, 2008 at 1:17 pm | Permalink

    Oh.

  • Posted September 30, 2008 at 1:18 pm | Permalink

    Are you on the blob, CM?
    Or did your overtures by electronic mail get rejected by that old woman you were hassling?

  • Posted September 30, 2008 at 1:24 pm | Permalink

    neither. looking forward to another week looking after my elderly parents: up at 7 to walk the dogs, no internet and non-stop shite tv from 7am till 10pm when they mercilessly retire to bed.

    that’s turn anyone into a maniac - believe me.

  • Posted September 30, 2008 at 1:34 pm | Permalink

    Why hasn’t he posted your response Charlie? Did you use swears.

  • Goerge
    Posted September 30, 2008 at 1:41 pm | Permalink

    It’s not a good year for TV artists. Watch out Neil.

  • Posted September 30, 2008 at 2:05 pm | Permalink

    This was news about two years ago.

  • Posted September 30, 2008 at 2:14 pm | Permalink

    Tell that to the BBC.

    Still, it’s more newsworthy than an airbrushed picture of your sister, eh what?

  • Posted September 30, 2008 at 2:21 pm | Permalink

    I was so surprised by thta, I posted it in a moment of brainlessness. Thankfully, I’ve come to my senses and have replaced that mucky picture with one of a dog dressed as an aeroplane. Much more newsworthy.

    And I’d be careful if I were you. Mr. Tits could suffer for your insolence …

  • Posted September 30, 2008 at 2:24 pm | Permalink

    It wasn’t me that said that, up there - it was Dave in one of his many internet disguises. The shrivelled prong.

  • Posted September 30, 2008 at 2:25 pm | Permalink

    He’s a fool. His chances of winning a car are slipping further and further away.

  • Posted September 30, 2008 at 2:27 pm | Permalink

    Nap I’m not sure if it’s just my computer but everytime I go on your blog it still has a picture of your sister in a come and get it pose.

  • Goerge
    Posted September 30, 2008 at 2:38 pm | Permalink

    Napoleon’s right, this isn’t news. The headline reads ‘a sad day’ so it’s quite clearly an editorial. Though ‘Editorial gush’ sounds like a disease.

  • Posted September 30, 2008 at 2:45 pm | Permalink

    It is sad news, surely you can see that? Surely

  • Goerge
    Posted September 30, 2008 at 2:46 pm | Permalink

    Was that aimed at me, Piqued?

  • Posted September 30, 2008 at 2:47 pm | Permalink

    How’s the cold and bad back piqued? That really does sound like a horrid combination.

  • Posted September 30, 2008 at 2:47 pm | Permalink

    Tombstone - Does it? That’s a bit weird.

  • Dave
    Posted September 30, 2008 at 2:48 pm | Permalink

    The tragedy is that this isn’t happening to Rolf.

  • Posted September 30, 2008 at 2:48 pm | Permalink

    Yep I click on your name and up comes a picture of your sister. I will try typing the address in the browser to see if you typing your website in a gain will change it.

  • Posted September 30, 2008 at 2:49 pm | Permalink

    Is that you George? Come closer, I can’t see

    *sneezes*

    *screams*

  • Posted September 30, 2008 at 2:51 pm | Permalink

    Nope, typed the address in and there’s your sister again.

  • Posted September 30, 2008 at 2:52 pm | Permalink

    TS - Press F5

  • Posted September 30, 2008 at 2:53 pm | Permalink

    There we go, she’s gone.

  • Posted September 30, 2008 at 2:54 pm | Permalink

    Huzzah.

  • Posted September 30, 2008 at 3:07 pm | Permalink

    SH, I don’t see what there is to ‘Huzzah’ about now Tony Hart can’t draw

    Do U?

    WEL DO U???????????????

  • Posted September 30, 2008 at 3:09 pm | Permalink

    Gutting. And yes, I 100% agree - you’d not mess with The Hart! x

  • Posted September 30, 2008 at 3:13 pm | Permalink

    Why not BM, soft as shite he was, yes he could draw but box? Box like a man?

    No, no way

  • Posted September 30, 2008 at 3:15 pm | Permalink

    Tony Hart decked Piqued - it was on the news.

    TONY HART DOES ART - PUNCHES OLD FART

    was the headline.

  • Posted September 30, 2008 at 3:19 pm | Permalink

    Was it? Oh yes. I forgotted

  • Posted September 30, 2008 at 4:17 pm | Permalink

    I haven’t seen Tony Hart draw for years. Surely he could still doodle for his own pleasure?

  • Posted October 1, 2008 at 9:31 am | Permalink

    *coughs*

  • Posted October 1, 2008 at 9:33 am | Permalink

    I know, bit quiet in here ain’t it? What are you wearing?

  • Tony Hart
    Posted October 1, 2008 at 9:41 am | Permalink

    i cghsaannnttt TTyyypp12eeee Annneeemmmooorrree Eieeettthhheerrr!!111!!!!

    gaushjajdspojpaojspojdopjd

    bony tart, former artist

  • Posted October 1, 2008 at 9:53 am | Permalink

    Is that you Dave?

  • Mork
    Posted October 1, 2008 at 10:00 am | Permalink

    No it’s Mork. I can only speak in weird groans yet, thanks to LearnDirect, my typing skills are coming on fairly well.

    Since Harts Stroke and that SMart tit hanging himself I’ve been out of work. That cunt Aardman doesn’t help either.

  • Posted October 1, 2008 at 10:02 am | Permalink

    Okay Dave.

  • MD
    Posted October 2, 2008 at 5:25 pm | Permalink

    Was it not Morph?

  • Posted October 3, 2008 at 8:26 am | Permalink

    Morph could well have been responsible for that offensive joke about Tony Hart’s failing health, MD…

    He was a mischievous little plasticine bastard, I’ll be bound.

  • MD
    Posted October 6, 2008 at 10:05 am | Permalink

    Have you ever met a little plasticine man that wasn’t mischievous, nay, downright malicious?

    No? I thought not.

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