Disclaimer: Asthma is a serious medical condition and nobody here at WWM would be foolish enough to mock its sufferers, unless they are fictional and usually provide comic relief on a soap opera with ludicrous storylines.
Eastenders last night provided some cutting edge, high drama when Minute-Mart employee Heather Trott ran to the assistance of alcoholic Queen Vic owner, Phil Mitchell.
At the request of the red balloon-head’s son, Ben Mitchell, Heather was horrified to hear he had passed out after downing yet another litre of unbranded vodka and, despite the fear that he may have it in for her following the false imprisonment she’d meted out to him the previous evening, she hurtled to his aid.
When she arrived, Phil had shrugged off his coma and was in a playful mood, employing that worryingly realistic alcoholic grin actor Steve McFadden’s capable of. But then he saw his former jailer and all hell broke loose of its shackles, aiming itself squarely at Heather.
Screaming like a maniac, Phil gave Heather a right bollocking and managed to diss her best mate Shirley into the bargain. At this point, Heather started wheezing. Dramatic irony bubbled to the fore as we, the viewership, had conveniently been witness to Heather ordering a repeat prescription for an inhaler earlier in the episode. Thus, we had an idea that Phil’s outburst might well spell trouble for Ms Trott, whilst the scarlet-cheeked publican remained ignorant to the harm his ‘flying monkeys’ speech might cause. Ben, was visibly shocked.
Heather was removed from the pub, but not before boozey Phil had upset his son and thrown Heather’s bag and its contents to the floor, scattering the make up, medical equipment and high-carb snackage within around the place like so much vulgar litter. Now, without the pharmaceutical antidote to her very urgent medical requirement, Heather was understandably perturbed.
Alone and in need of urgent assistance, Eastenders employed modern technology to make her plight more immediate, more visual and more viscerally disturbing. Ladies and gents, I give you:
LUNG CAM
This startling innovation uses microscopic camera technology combined with CGI trickery to produce imagery that, I think you’ll agree, has the potential to invoke serious empathy and an innate understanding of the sufferer’s woe. Take a look at the following screenshots – and if you don’t agree that the graphics induce sympathy, sadness and distress, you’re a heartless bastard.
*end of football comment*
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Perhaps the finest bit of television I’ve ever seen.
It’s up there with Den serving Angie the divorce papers, Little Mo whacking Trevor with an iron and Big Ron’s only line ever.
Eastenders: We salute you.
It looked like someone had been taking wacky camera tips from Hollyoaks.
Or in my case , never seen….
Hmm, so, was it a realistic asthma attack? I think this kind of thing has the otential to do more harm if it is done badly, because the general populous can be fooled into thinking someone with geniune need is not really ill, because they looked different to that heather off of Eastenders.
Also, did she die? was she hospitalised? What was the outcome?
Nice use of shaky cam, not seen since uuuummm oh yeah, Peep Show.
Did anyone notice last night saw the most number of lines ever uttered by barmaid Tracey? So that’s two TV landmarks in one show, by my reckoning.
Yeah that was remarked round my gaff. Also who’s this mysterious husband of hers that gets alluded to every once in a blue moon?
Whoever he is, he clearly puts the fear of God into Phil.
Napoleon – (the brilliant) Grace Dent mentioned that on Twitter and also said:
I want Tracey behind the bar to suddenly go mad and shout ‘NO I CAN’T SWAP SHIFTS, FUCK OFF, IT’S TOO SHORT NOTICE’
Mel – the outcome was the traditional cliffhanger bobba-doms.
Eastenders is choca full of mysteries, where do they go when there not in a story line? What brand of vodka do they drink (always neat, no ice)? Why is Max a ladykiller and what the fuck is his job?
I forgot to ask if it was the duff duffer moment. I had suspected as much. I just hope she did her research.
Isn’t that Andy Fordham in those pics? (before he lost loads of weight, he now resembles a terrified St.Bernard)
Looks like its been taken from the Darren Aronofsky book of direction. They do like to experiment on EastEnders, don’t they? That’s why I stick to Emmerdale and Corrie.
Dave – They don’t actually like experimenting on EastEnders, which is why this weird shaky-cam thing stuck out so much.
Napoleon – did you feel as unnerved as I did seeing that obvious paedophile in the park staring at Whitney?
Odd, that was.
They should have a character who has a chronic case of terminal flatulence.
E=Mc2
Eastender fan = Moron x Cretin to the power of 2.
I’m afraid I missed that, Swineshead. I was too busy unravelling the symbolism of Whitney’s extravagent arrangement of bangles, baubles and beads.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1172801/Nick-Griffin-defends-BNP-leaflet-says-black-Asian-Britons-exist.html
*sigh*
Ugeine – They did. He was called Keith Miller.
DINLT – Professor Stephen Hawking is a ‘Stenders fan. That means you’ve called one of the most eminent thinkers of our time a ‘moron’ and a ‘cretin’. Considering his unfortunate medical condition, that means you’re a disabilist and – fuck it, why not? – a racist</em..
Distorting science in order to further your own misguided ends. You should be ashamed DINLT.
Nick Griffin has different coloured eyes. One of them doesn’t exist. The other should be deported.
“racial foreigners”
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
*takes breath*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Oh Nick, SAVE ME from this ‘bloodless genocide’!
Ugeine – Never mind that! What about these Elf ‘n’ Safety NAZIS banning Sherbert Dips? YOU COULDN’T MAKE THIS UP!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1174669/Now-Top-Gear-fall-foul-Harman-sexism-law.html
It’s bloody stupid, that’s what it is. Of course, the PC brigade don’t like it when we want to ban all these racials. Apparently, forcing all non whites out of the country is ‘racist’.
I love the comments section best:
‘If you were born in a garage it doen`t make you a car.’
Alan, Warrington., 23/4/2009 10:31
635 positive ratings!
Warrington. How I miss that shithole…
A woman? Presenting Top Gear? A WOMAN?
If the BNP went to the parks and planted native flowers and trees, the leftist and Nu Labor would still call them racist for using native plants and discriminating against tropical plants.
- Steve, Conway, Arkansas USA
I think Steve should deport himself from his own country if that’s his view, unless his real name’s ‘Rabbit’s Foot’ or something.
That means no longer will the Premiership be a man’s game, but teams will have to play women too, plus field a cross section of religious and ethic diversities.
You couldn’t make it up!
This is literally worst then the holocaust.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5RLNdWQPps&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fthequietus.com%2Farticles%2F01568-tories-deny-dangerous-dave-cameron-rave-footage&feature=player_embedded
David Cameron, at a rave, 1988.
‘If you were born in a garage it doesn`t make you a car.’
Evoking the spirit of The Iron Duke there, I see.
the camera adds a bit of blair witch to the queen vic.
Emmerdale would suffer under these new equality laws. The village would have to be full of Asians and blacks. That just isn’t what a typical Yorkshire village is like because everyone who lives in a Yorkshire village is a racist.
…and Robert Webb, Ugeine
Just read something annoying on t’BBC, bloke stabbed to death in Hackney, Evlyn Court it said. I checked the address and it’s in fucking Hoxton, right in the bloody middle, miles away from Hackney.
What’s all that about?
*buys cheap flat*
Piqued – I’m struggling to think of anything I give a shit about less.
ugh Indy. I REALLY hated that film. In fact i spent the whole 90 minutes of it being so annoyed by the snivveling of the main character that I wished she would hurry up and die.
Does that make me a bad person?
“…and Robert Webb, Ugeine”
who has a very aphex twinny-grin.
mel: opposite. having seen it i was about to bring an axe and go out and kills some campers myself.
“Mel – the outcome was the traditional cliffhanger bobba-doms.”
Do you think they should borrow the bobba-doms from ‘Stenders for the dramatic moments of Jade Goody! The Musical?
Blair Witch was WEL GUD.
well they could use it as the music foor the poppadom lyrics that someone (swines?) came up with yesterday, Clarry.
Are you enjoying your new home, or have you still got all boxes and that to sort out? I have from moving a year ago, but i have put them in the wardrobe, so i don’t have to see them anymore. I clearly don’t need the stuff in them…
Swines – yes if you are someone that had never seen a horror or thriller before ever. I thought that there was more suspense in reading the instructions on a shhampoo bottle
Blair Witch was SHITE. Three people get lost in a wood, get frightened by stones, don’t bother following the fucking river that would get ‘em back into town, get scared by some more stones + twigs, end up in a house, stand up against a wall, the end.
SHITE! SHITE! SHITE!
Good god, i agree with Napoleon.
Does that make me a bad person?
Yes thanks Mel. New howse is acers – has a south-facing balcony so we have been eating breakfast, lunch and supper out there everynight whatever the weather.
We have got everything moved in properly, apart from a few boxes in the garage (stuff I probably don’t want to unpack coz I don’t need it anymore). The bummer is the cleaning up of the old house – I have completely lost interest in it although feel compelled to spend my evenings cleaning it out so we get every last penny of our deposit back.
Damn my OCD
Clarry – Hide a turd under the floorboards for the next tenants.
I commented on that Griffin thing.
I haven’t had much luck lately as “moderators” (nazis!) have not been publishing my intelligent comments on The Dailey Echo website.
Nah Clarry, i have the same thing – i hate to think that people moving into a flat i have lived in might think that i am dirty. The last lot of tenants to take over a flat told me it was immaculate.
Plus i have found through bitter experience that ladlords do not need to be given an excuse to try it on with your deposit.
I think that few people share that ideal though, as i always seem to move into places that the previous tenant/landlord has left filthy. Bah
NC, you are WRONG about Blair Witch, you hear me, WRONGS
I saw The Thing (again) last night. It’s bloody acers
The worst thing about moving into a dirty house is having to clean a toilet covered with other peoples pubes and dried piss. In a bathroom with that `orrible orange mildewy stuff.
Piqued – you are wrong about nappers being wrong (on this occasion). Do you hear me? Yeah?
Excelsior, i think i would not choose such a house, that is vile. Poor you.
The Thing rocks.
I wanted the Blair witch lot to die a thousand deaths for being so bloody pathetic. If, as NC quite rightly suggested, they couldn’t follow the river out, they should have started a massive fire, sharpened stakes and made booby traps, Arnie style. Is a witch harder then a predator? i think not.
Piqued – YOU are wrong! YOU! The Blair Witch is a pack of arses. Call that an ‘orror movie? It’s three people going for a walk. A WALK! And then getting frightened by twigs! TWIGS!
Piss off with you, you broken-backed bumdangler.
Excelsior – You are quite right. A Predator is much harder than a witch. He’s got laser guns ‘n’ shit. And he goes all invisible. And he’s got a nuculer bomb strapped to his wrist.
These wets should have snapped that witch’s neck. Arnie would have snapped her neck. Willis would have snapped her neck. Segal and Van Damme would have snapped her neck.
RAMBO would have snapped her neck.
I’d pay at least £50 cash-money towards the financing of a Rambo vs. The Blair Witch movie.
Mel – I consider myself a bit of an expert on horror/thrillers thanks – so you’ve pretty much pinpointed why it was you who didn’t get it. Thanks.
*wins through sheer big-headedness / exaggeration*
The Thing’s great because Russell’s unprepared to get flustered by an ‘orrible Thing pretending to be his workmates because he’s too busy drinking, flying ‘elicopters and killing chess machines. He doesn’t even give two shits when the game’s up at the end. None of this running around screaming malarky, like in Blair Witch. Just a beard, an idiotic hat, a shedload of dynamite, an almost total lack of emotional attachment and a flamethrower – that’s more fucking like it!
Saw that new Rambo film the other week, enjoyed it despite myself. 80 minutes of horrificly realistic ultra violence. Plot optional.
Mel – i used to worke at wetherspoons, where i once had to clean up human shit, what someone had done NEXT TO the toilet. Pubes hold no fear for me.
Thats right worke. In ye olde times.
Swines – that is why i am surprised that you could put up with the snivveling and very very stupid little ratbags in the blair witch. If i met people like them in real life, i might have to adopt Indy’s tactic with a newspaper.
Ugh, pissed people are bastards Excelsior. I kicked some people out of the bar i worked in once, because they kept gobbing in the ashtrays. I made them clean them first, mind you. I am not risking TB or other ‘orrible diseases for these antisocial shites.
Mel… Actually, it might be over-exposure to horror that made me like it. It played with the form, exploited its limitations and had a fairly good improvised dialogue going on. Most horror films follow a format so rigidly it was nice to see something unusual in the genre.
And it scared me, because the forest setting and the agorophobic element played to my fears.
If it was The Blair Wasp Project, Napoleon would have shat his pathetic little pants. The dangle-backed ponce.
I wouldn’t, as the wasps wouldn’t be buzzing about my ears, you wool-headed, bulbous-beaked, fat-gutted dwarf.
The fact that you were scared by The Blair Witch Project has made me laugh and laugh and laugh at your lilly-liverdness, you big girl.
I mean ’scared’ in the sense of unsettled. Not genuinely fearful for my life the way you might be if a harmless, tiny insect buzzed towards you with no ill-intentions whatsoever.
You namby-pamby, pant-wetting tit.
Look! Ads!
Down there!
I’m with SH on this one. Like he I’m a big fan of the horror genre. BW played it in a very different way taking cues from more ‘creepy’ films such as The Haunting where the aspect of evil isn’t seen but responded too. But it managed to combine that with something genuinely unsettling, nasty and the result was wholly original. The BW and the not-as-good Last Broadcast paved the way for a completely new genre of horror film which Hollywood responded with it’s usual lack of subtlety in Cloverfield, Diary of The Dead et al.
The Thing is still brilliant mind you.
*wanks*
Excellent, i’ve always wanted to browse over 250 bean bags in a variety of colours and styles.
Picnic at Hanging Rock is a good’un. Eerie and haunting rather than downright scarry.
afternoon. i’ve been werking.
return of the living dead, seen by me at age 12, scared the ABSOLUTE SHIT out of me. that hand out of the grave, that scary picture, the clock, the wind. THE WIND CHIMES…
omg.
ps: never seen blair witch, never will.
I have a quick review of the ads:
mostly gadgets, then the BEAN BAG BAZAAR – ffs, do they think we all work in advertising agencies? I don’t know about you, but the last time i had the desire to buy a beanbag, i was not economicaly active, and was forced to ask for one for christmas.
I sit at an ergonomically designed desk at work, and a sofa at home.
i hope you’re earning a fortune, SH, from them there ads.
The Last Broadcast is wank – was that the same people? I had high hopes for that. The missus fell asleep.
crikey, real adverts. well done.
I agree over blair witch, quite a good atmosphere they managd to create.
Breeks – don’t bother. Nappers has summed it up in one easy to use guide up there ^^
I can see your argument about it Swines and piqued, but really?
I’m trying to think of the last genuinely scary film i’ve seen. Mostly just hollywood bollocks.
Any suggestions from the experts of horror?
Mel – The ads aren’t really aimed at you or any of the hardcore. You’re what I would call a hyper-critical person. You should start a blog.
Also, if you are now employing Dave by paying him for submissions of lookeylikeys (note to lawyers, I am not saying that there has been a definite contract drafted, and therfore this comment is not legally binding)does this mean that we have to click on those adverts from time to time, to allow you the funds?
I am in two minds, as he will only go out and buy rubbish food to cook up some of these awful soups he is so proud of!
Mel – In all the places i’ve rented i’ve never had any deposit taken off me – as I generally leave it ten times cleaner than when I received it. I’ve even hired a carpet cleaner and washed AND IRONED the curtains.
DINLT – Yeah PAHR is weirdz, I forgot about that.
Re horror films – for the one shot of the old man’s shot-up head I found Wolf Creek pretty yukky. I am usually double hard at horror films, but that bit made me feel queasy.
E – You have made me snort loudly twice this morning (and also the ability to type, judging by the amount of times i’ve attempted to type out this bastard)
Excelsior – Genuinely scary is hard to come by, isn’t it? I’m guessing you’ve seen the Japanese original of Ring…?
*gives up and plays XBox360*
Hypercritical? Moi? How very dare you!
Please don’t take it as a knock swines. I have said many times before that i am waaay too lazy to have a blog and come up with content and stuff. I admire people that can.
But it was a genuine question about the ads. I am happpy to click through some from time to time if it really does help uyou out (I reserve the ridght not to buy anything as a result, but that is an entirely different matter)
i find horror films scary.
fact.
I’m not allowed to recommend people click anything on here.
On most free websites you go on, you probably ignore the ads. But here, with access to the admin folk, you have a pop.
I HAYT U
What about the arsehole who did that copycat killing based on a scene in Severance? makes you wonder about the kind of people who watch horror films, doesn’t it?
Clarry, Ironing the curtains is very impressive indeed. I have never ironed curtains. In fact, I try not to iron much, if i can help it.
Yarb SH. The last time i was actually scared in real life* was 3 years back, when i’d just moved into a weird old house and to celebrate we got stoned and watched the Grudge. Then everyone else went to get the rest of our stuff and i was left with the terrible fear that the dead kid was gonna crawl down the stairs at me, doing the horrible clicky voice thing.
Clarry- isn’t snorting the first signs of swineflu…?
* not including scared of being stabbe, betaen up by skinheads etc.
Dave – mentally ill people watch horror films. They also drive cars, speak, breathe and use dairylea. Sometimes they get fired for ignoring their boss and playing the fool on the internets.
Ex – The Grudge didn’t do it for me, but a lot of J-Horror is good… it’s the sinister edge they give the ghosties.
Generally I think horror fans are comedy fans. They watch horror to laugh first and foremost. Catharsis and shardensfreude (I can’t be arsed to spell that right)
I was terrified of Chico the rainmaker
Why is Dave pretending to be Breeks?
Shit. I wrote Breeks there because I was reading her comment.
Sorry, Breeks.
Dave – you are a freak.
Breeks, that was The Evil Dead you saw.
No SH, LB wasn’t the same people but they accused the makers of BW of ripping them off I recall. You’re right, it’s shit.
And, Swineshead, I’m noticing a far harsher tone from you these days.
*kisses swineshead*
There there, if you think this is having a pop, you clearly need a bit of TLC.
Besides, 99% of the stuff that I write on here is not to be taken seriously at all. I am not sure what the typed equivalent of having one’s tongue in one’s cheek should be, but you should read me like that.
In fact, you know i mention having a special sarcastic font when i e-mail my mates? Well, let’s just say that almoost all f the e-mail they get fromm me is in that font. I am the typed equivalent of this man:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBGh03nvkdU
It wasn’t weird, Breeks. Honest. I just have to put in all my details every time I comment for some reason.
*scared*
To be fair, i’ve actually been afraid of my own shadow whilst under the `fleunce. I don’t touch the stuff anymore.
Is that Dave or one of his many clones?
I’m not harsher, I’m possibly more defensive of the site than I was because people are working hard, for free on it.
That Spanish bugger shit me right up. And Piqued is WRONG!
its that focus and attention to detail that will make you such a prize to the teaching profession, dave.
Nappers means ‘Rec’ – that’s a good film, Exelsior.
*makes note*
CM- It’s, not its.
Must try harder but shows promise.
And I’m not being personal to anyone in here but people are being personal towards me. I won’t be a victim!
Dave’s first day at school:
Good homework from you Fiona, keep it up. I mean you, Robert. Good work from you. Fiona’s was dreadful – see me after class. Actually, not me, see the headmaster after work. After school I mean. Class. After class. I love you, Robert. I mean Buffy. Sorry, I meant to say that at home later, after nightfall, in the dark, whilst wanking.
“I won’t be a victim!”
Yes you will! You arsehole! And chalk doesn’t need a fucking hat on!
Yes, Rec is superb.
Surprised you didn’t UNDERSTAND The Blair Witch NC
*prods*
I’m still not sure what there is too get Piqued. Stupid people get lost in woods and shit each other up. We have all done it. Except i *could* find my arse with both hands and a map, unlike the idiots portrayed therein.
Good luck in your new chosen profession Dave.
Glad to see you have already got the chalk for the blackboard.
So you know what elemental force was picking them off, screaming in the dark, making the sound of little children while they slept and making them completely lose their bearings?
Looks like you read it on face value without looking any deeper…
My WPM is far greater than anyone elses!
And fuck you all. I’m going to walk on a fucking beach.
And The Blair Witch Project cost $22,000 to make and made back $240.5 million, a ratio of $1 spent for every $10,931 made.
What’s not to like?
“So you know what elemental force was picking them off, screaming in the dark, making the sound of little children while they slept and making them completely lose their bearings?”
Yes. A witch armed with twigs, stones and what looked like some mince in one bit.
Piqued – There wasn’t much to understand. I have summed up the film in a previous comment. Reading any deeper into the Blair Witch drivel makes you a poncey arsehole who thinks he’s the Big I Am because he has a degree, a pair of stupid triangular glasses and reads The Guardian in an art gallery where all the exhibits are made from shit mixed with spunk.
Dave – are you re-introducing that fascinating old chestnut of picking everyone up on their lack of apostrophes.
I can just see the advertising offers starting to flood in.
You’re too sensitive to survive in the cut-throat world of teaching, the little blighters will eat you alive.
Consider this you training area.
I wouldnt survive 5 minutes either by the way – it sounds way more terrifying than any horror movie. And I’d be keen to see Napoleon wrestling with a class of 7-year-olds.
Not literally of course. Although that would obviously be amusing.
Napoleon made me do a laugh.
Rectangular glasses, I mean. Triangular glasses sounds like something Wizzbit would wear.
Mingles – For legal reasons, I’m not allowed to wrestle with a class of seven year olds.
The police really can’t get their heads round the concept of amateur photography anymore …
I went to a gallery once which was full of pictures of a man covered in shit, tossing himself with boxing gloves.
So Napoleon wasn’t making a joke, these places do exist. That’s mentally ill, Swineshead, can we find some common ground on that?
*WAITS FOR SH TO KICK ME IN THE RIBS LIKE A LAME DOG*
christ i had forgotten wizbit. Didn’t that have some kind of weird massive rabbit?
And Paul Daniels?
My, did we all get out of bed the wrong side today?
C’mon everyone, group hug!
Dave, Mr Cheese is obviously Emmentahl or Gruyere. He would be spaeaking French would he not?
dave is NOT allowed to use my name.
mel – you’re overlord – decree it.
Dave – I went into a gallery in Edinburgh and was confronted with several plastic carrier bags covered in paint nailed to walls. Flummoxed, I plonked m’self down in a chair next to the reception area, only to be told by an attendant that I was sitting in an installation.
Harrumphing, I left the gallery and went into another that had hundreds of paintings of a pink blob on its walls. Under each of these blobs were written the words:
Trying to remember the colour of Jackie Kennedy’s pill-box hat.
They were £199 each.
I still don’t know if the good folk of Edinburgh were playing a joke on me that day.
That’s hilarious because I saw the shit-covered, wanking boxer man in Edinburgh as well.
The installation next to it was a filed selection of tapes. You asked the attendant to place whichever tape you wanted into a cassette player and then he played it for you. All the tapes were blank.
All the tapes were blank? Oh how very clever.
Probably.
Is that clever?
Napper, i guess the level of cleverness would depend on how much money the artist had persuade some hapless fool to pay for it…
Dave could you address the Emmentahl Gruyere problem I have with Mr. Cheese. He should be speaking French. Or you change him to a piece of Cheddar.
it would be better if the artist had broken into houses at random throughout Britian and half inched a selection of peoples old tapes. The resulting collection of porn, old eastenders, incomplete films and porn would have much better.
Actually I’ve a Masters Degree NC
*has sense of humour failure*
Anyone else read in News of the Screws that Lorraine off that Apprentice is a swinger
*is sick*
I’m not sure if it’s clever or not. All I know is I’ve got a multipack of Mitsubishi blank tapes downstairs that cost a couple of quid or so. And my blank tapes have XL-II C60 technology and are the best mid-performance tapes ont he market.
Piqued – A Masters degree just means you were too idle to go out and get a job when everybody else graduated.
Bloody students.
…and I wear glasses because I’m short sighted
U R LARFING AT A DISSABLESED
Yes, yes I am.
They sound like some pretty damned impressive tapes, Dave.
oh.
YOU BIG SHITS
Huh? Tapes?
GET WIHT IT GRAN DADS
tapes is new and retro swineshead, low-fi.
I thought you had your finger on da pulse.
*quietly puts SH’s lovingly prepared mix tape in the bin*
Yes, get with it gramps, ahahahahah, what an idiot he is ahahahahaharapserszs
I’ve a sporadic nature so using ‘MP3s’ often means clicking from track to track every thirty seconds. With me, too much choice is a bad thing. I need to be dictated to by the tape.
I am downloading the new Collings and Herrin Podcast though. Podcasts don’t count.
You’d never last with prog rock, Dave.
Nor does spelling names by the looks of it
Piqued – What? They spell their names like that on purpose. Or were you being clever?
No, I was being wrong Dave, so wrong I ought to apologise
I won’t though
I’m eating Krackawheats smothered in that Primula cheese spread stuff wot’s laced with ham. Enjoying ‘em, I am. Enjoying ‘em A LOT.
*laced with ham*
WWM’s check the news tonight when you hear of a bloke resembling Riff Raff being incarcerated in a quarantine unit reeking of Swinesflu
Talking of the Ring ‘n’ stuff – I saw this and reckon the kid in red around 11.25 of this vid is amezzin’.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6e2e3_uk-bboy-europ2008-finale-vagabonds_sport
I suppose you think epilepsy is funny do you Clarry? You’re worse that NC
I think he captured the weirdz woman crawling out of the telly really well.
The elastic-bodied freak.
TERRIFIC!! HA HA!
I never joke about epilepsy, Piqued.
*trawls through years of WWM coments*
Oh .. apparently I do.
Piqued and swineshead, have you been taking unhappy pills today?
Lighten up, for crying out loud.
‘unhappy pills’
Well researched Mel
I notice I’m included in the lighten up comment, there.
No need to get personal about my enormous girth, Mel.
I think I’m having a heart attack thanks to all the salt in me friggin’ Krackawheats.
Piqued – i am happy to oblige with the research. Do you want brand or generic names?
Whichever you choose, i think you have not been on the despondex. http://www.theonion.com/content/video/fda_approves_depressant_drug_for
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
I love how the “smart” google ad up there ^^^ reads this page and shows 3 ads for asthma products – and then tickets for Massive Attack….
Ok. So they don’t now.
Now they do.
And now they don’t again..