Eastenders on Tuesday saw the introduction of a character I, for one, wish to see more of.
An intriguing silver fox, suave in manner and devilish in deed going by the name of Mr. Lambert. A kindly looking gent with a caddish nature – in just one thirty minute show and without uttering a word, Mr. Lambert managed to offend the sensibilities of two Walford ladies whilst also risking a bashing from gallant Ricky in the process. Let us look at how this white-knuckle drama manifested itself.
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I was disgusted with this episode. Bianca announcing she was ‘going for a poo’ was a new low point for the BBC.
I have to admit that bit made me chuckle, Nappers.
I think this is the best multi-page post I’ve ever seen. I don’t watch Eastenders but I may reconsider that if this Mr Lambert character were to become a regular fixture. After all, Whitney hasn’t been groomed for a while.
Crispy – imagine the potential! Can’t wait for Perry Fenwick’s Inside The Actor’s Studio
I do not watch Eastenders!
Will Mr Lambert turn up too, dyathink?
Also, I’d like to see Swineshead in the background in the caff, with a bee.
Shucks, I meant “Mr Butler”.
A pet bee. On a lead.
‘Oi! No bees allowed!’ cries Ian ratface Beale as I scurry out the door and into Heather, who spills her strawberry milkshake down her pinny.
SH: the “Pages 1 2 3 4 5 6″ links would be much better alongside the “Next” link, in my humble opinion
I’m putting together an Actor’s Studio starring Aidan Turner. He’s handing in a powerhouse performance in BBC2’s Desperate Romantics at the moment, and I think all of us budding thesbians could learn a thing or too from his mastery of the smirk, the grin, the boggle and the vinegar stroke.
That’s right, Clarry’s Mam – ‘a thing or too’.
fourstar – I asked too much out of the web folk yesterday – I’ll ask again next week (I agree)
“the web folk”
I imagine that they live in little houses made of twigs and make drinks out of dew and petals.
SH: understood. In fact, you probably want:
Pages: Back 1 2 3 4 5 6 Next
Christ, I’m boring.
4* that looks like a line-dancing manual.
Ooh, this multi page stuff is all fancy innit?
NC, personally, i like your thesbians better than the thing or too
*runs away*
The Spanish elderly sell sex in East London!
http://twitpic.com/duhxy
I cannae clicky that at work
I thought you meant Eastenders, not real London. I cannot imagine them offering a feliz acadabo in the square!
roszs – it’s not nsfw
I wrote this all on the page next door, so i’ll add it here again. Soz.
Rozsz:
“FM – yes, I should stop tethering them with butterflies and hope..!”
That made me do a funny whimper noise out of my nose.
Also:
“NC – you’ve been wanking since you were EIGHT? Isn’t that terribly young?”
*knows nothing about boys*
I ALWAYS wonder about that? Whenever I ask Mr Clarry how old he was when he first, you know what, he changes the subject and says I’m weird for asking.
4* – Yes, seriously I am running IE6. Will I die?
SH – i know, but they block everyfink here. there was a time when they blocked my beloved WWM. Them were dark old days, I tell thee…
Clarry – do you ask him this question when you are walking around a silent cathedral, or in a childrens playground? Do you screech it at the top of your lungs?
DINLT: You might like this: http://crabfootball.wordpress.com/
Clarry: You won’t, but seeing as it is essentially a massive security hole with a small browser attached, your PC might. I’d suggest your work get upgrading rather sharpish. Or allow you to install Chrome,which is the mutts nuts.
No Rozsz, I mainly ask him about that sort of thing when we’re at home, rather than in any of the situations you mention. It does fascinate me though…
“Of course I watch EastEnders! My favourite character? That would have to be… Felix Avocado.”
Chrome ain’t doing the bullets for me
I’ve got a fire fox.
When you’ve bought a sandwich, a bag of crisps and a chocolate bar, after polishing off the sandwich do you eat the crisps then the chocolate bar, or the chocolate bar then the crisps? I’m a crisps then the chocolate bar man m’self.
I got chrrrrrrome. (at home)
ooooh, RHYME!
NC – I don’t eat crisps or chocolate. I CANNOT HELP YOU.
Roszs – That’s because, as a woman, you’re obsessed with your weight.
And they wonder why they don’t rule the world …
Nappers – savoury must precede sweet. It is the Law of Pudding and it counts even during lunch.
4* i’m worried now…
Swineshead – This is my way of thinking. However, I’d like to know if anyone defies this law by sandwiching a sweet in between two savouries.
I do so like a photo story. Especially when it features the many wizened expressions of Dot Cotton.
I agree re LOP
NC – I am actually extremely overweight and the reason I don’t eat chocolate or crisps is because they use up too many calories in the unwrapping.
Wot about cheeseboard tho? That goes AFTER creme brulee in my book.
NC – I am actually extremely overweight
There you go. Obsessed, they are …
Law of Pudding
You know what Pilchard? You’re right. Fuck it. Bloody thing.
But Clarry – you need to get off IE6, like, yesterday because it’s basically unsupported any more.
Clarry, I have no idea what they are talking about but it sounds like you must go and cover your ‘puter in chromes or summat like NOW.
Dog’s dish / God’s wish.
Brilliant couplet.
Bum
Bums
BIG BUMS
Bum
Bums
BUMS
Aha!
Well the reason they release new versions of web browsers is not really so that people can stay on the old ones. It’s not like it costs anything…
I miss the glory days of Opera.
Its pronounced ‘Oprah’
I’m reading a book called The Wanting Seed at the moment and God has been replaced with a character called Dog, as far as I can gather. Also, because of food shortages and overpopulation people are forced to be homosexual and they turn babies into chemicals for Soylent Green style food capsules.
Ooh Dave, I read The Wanting Seed. It blew my mind, man. Anthony Burgess. What a guy.
Sounds rubbish.
Alvin: Yes, Opera was/is a great browser. Excellent embedded M2 mail client as well.
This will be fun!
What will?
Just testing!
The new pallete.
I’d forgotten about this.
Me too, as memorable as it was
Calvin vs the Guardian: http://downtuned.net/2009/08/14/newsgush-calvin-harris-rages-on-twitter/
Enough already DINLT with your fancy things. I’m clinging to the fact that none of you appear to be able to write things in red – that’s what I mainly want to be able to do to demonstrate when I am in a rage about something.
Like Bea off of BB for example. She’s awful.
Clarry – you could write (red font) before or after a shouty rant, like I sometimes to about sarcastic font, to avoid confusion.
Hello, WWMers!
Here’s this week’s Sweet Little Mystery.
See you next week!
Marti
x
<b><font color=red>Is This Red?</font></b>
WHy did that last comment go all invisible?
No, Dave, no it isn’t.
(red font) I WANT FANCY THINGS! Am I doomed to have no fancy things until I get IE8? (red font)
See, that works.
And Probably
*types lots of numbers into sophisticated computing device from off of the future*
Right. It says here that the WWMer most likely to piss in a municipal swimming pool is …
… bear with me …
… Dave. It says Dave.
Cheerio!
BYE
Oooh – ‘ang on. B3ta calls us an ‘angry website‘ today, and this is hot on the heels of Andrew Collins calling us ‘industrious but diplomacy-free’.
HOW DARE THEY?
We are reasonable people.
Well, you are, Swines, but some of the rest of us can be a little testy at times (especially me)
Also, they did link to the 3 ident one, which i think, did get a bit angry, no?
Napoleon – That was without warrant.
<font color=”#FF0000″>Red fonts </font>
Bedfont
Robert Redfont, with the bullets, in the library.
Harry Belafonte.
What a day. Oh.
Little Red Riding Font.
Why grandma, what big pixels you have.
Excellent article. I curse my lack of wwm time (like bullet time only better) at the mo.
KEYP IT OP EVRY1 LOLZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Right you gits, I’m at home and we’ve got Chrome here and there’s still no bloody difference to the comment box.
*weeps hot tears*
Wot g’wan?
Hey Clarry – Wa Gwan?
Have you broken the internet?
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
the mysterious Mr Lambert’s EE career may have been a brief one but he’s still been more rivetting than Ian Beale has managed in about 25 years.
Adamantixx – don’t speak of Mr. Lambert in the past tense! I’m holding out for a swift return!
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