100 Comments

  • Fiona Mayhem
    Posted October 6, 2009 at 9:02 am | Permalink

    Ooh, very shiny.
    That quote from Moffat makes no sense.
     
    Good morning.

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 9:04 am | Permalink

    MORNING.

  • Fiona Mayhem
    Posted October 6, 2009 at 9:13 am | Permalink

    so, are we expecting hoards of comment from the behind the sofa lot? will their little spidey (snidey, maybe?) senses be tingling at the very mention of the Doctor? Or would they be alerted because their sonic screwdriver starts to vibrate?
    Just wondering.

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 9:16 am | Permalink

    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/sathnam_sanghera/article6861895.ece

    Might go and see the stage play!

  • Fiona Mayhem
    Posted October 6, 2009 at 9:23 am | Permalink

    DINLT – I just read that all the time thinking ‘why on earth…’ until all was revealed in the very last paragraph!

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 9:25 am | Permalink

    I will insist on front row tickets!

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 9:28 am | Permalink

    To be honest, if Doctor Who fans did come here to complain, it’d be my own fault. I started it. But it’s a slow news day and I didn’t watch anything remarkable last night…

  • Fiona Mayhem
    Posted October 6, 2009 at 9:36 am | Permalink

    I was wondering if you wanted the traffic.
    I will have one for you after the weekend, as i see autumnwatch is back on in a slightly different format. Will be watching on catch up, but it is a bit late for a review this week, i think.

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 9:40 am | Permalink

    Does Dr.Who ever go abroad? Is he always fighting aliens in this country?

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 9:46 am | Permalink

    Graham Linehan is looking at a different version to us…

    http://twitter.com/Glinner/statuses/4650779957

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 9:48 am | Permalink

    Any review is welcome at the moment, to be honest. I’m a bit tied up myself, as it happens.

    We do always want traffic but the pageview thing isn’t our highest priority. If you look at the ads, you’ll see they’re non-profit at the moment – which essentially means we’re being lazy / have day jobs / haven’t got round to sorting out the advertising.

    So page views at the moment = £none.

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 9:51 am | Permalink

    They should get that Gary Glitter on Doctor Who. He’s looking to relaunch his career, and what better platform to reach today’s kids than … hang on … what? … oh, right … 

  • Fiona Mayhem
    Posted October 6, 2009 at 9:57 am | Permalink

    DINLT – they used to in the 70s, when ‘abroad’ was a quarry in Wales. Now they have simply recognised what migrationwatch have been trying to tell u all – almost 100% of alien invasions will gravitate towards London.
    Swines – ok, I will see what I can do tonight, but I make no promises, I am doing a LOT of eveing calls to the states  moment, leaving me little time for TV.  I am eternally optimistic that these calls  will be less than 3.5 hours long, but am yet to be proven correct.

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 9:57 am | Permalink

    There must be some way of relaunching Glitter’s career. Dr Who may not be it – but the high end marketing agencies would be able to come up with something, surely?

    Perhaps they could find a way to make paedophilia ironic.

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 9:58 am | Permalink

    Fiona – a way to shorten your calls to the USA: get a man to do the ringing for you.

    You broads don’t half blather on… and that’s a scientific fact.

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 10:01 am | Permalink

    The One Show? They could have him on as a roving reporter. ‘Gadd-About!’ or ‘Glitter’s Shitters’?

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 10:02 am | Permalink

    Wise words Swines…wise words.

  • Fiona Mayhem
    Posted October 6, 2009 at 10:05 am | Permalink

    Swines – these calls consist of me and three men (one of whom keeps having a wee in middle of them, as discussed yesterday) and I can assure you that I am not the chatty one!
    Nappers – i think ‘Gadd-about’ has a certain ring to it. That PC world store that got him into a world of shit was exactly next door to the Comet where I served many a z-lister. Glad he didn’t bring his computer to us to fix!

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 10:05 am | Permalink

    I look at the ads, Swines. I’m still very confused about the one with the woman wearing the tee-shirt that says “child abuser”.
     
    I’m not going to buy a tee-shirt with “child abuser” written on it.

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 10:07 am | Permalink

    That new logo is fantastic. I’ve not watched “The Who” since Tom Baker but this new piece of artwork is pulling me in.

    I was considering, perhaps taking a look at some of the previous series but their logos look inferior so I don’t think I’ll bother….

    Good morning all.
    Talking of Borders, I’m playing inside one on Saturday but have no real idea why….

  • Fiona Mayhem
    Posted October 6, 2009 at 10:07 am | Permalink

    Oh, and I thought Chris Langham had made paedophilia ironic these days, by appearing on Pamela Stephenson’s show? Or was that just that he went on and his entire premise was ‘poor me, it is hard to work in showbusiness now’? I am a woman, and get confused by such things.

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 10:07 am | Permalink

    The Doctor Who logo is incredibly important, and it’s good to have a forum like this where we can talk about it in all the detail it deserves.
     
    I notice that today’s Guardian gives rather more space to the Seinfeld/Curb mashup than it does to yesterday’s bomb at the UN in Afghanistan. They share the “International” page. I’m very glad we’re keeping everything in proportion.

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 10:08 am | Permalink

    Computer-rendered text is ‘artwork’ now, is it?

    *gives up*

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 10:10 am | Permalink

    Pilchard – If you replace the ‘d’ in your name with ’se’, you get ‘Pilcharse’.

    He he.

  • Fiona Mayhem
    Posted October 6, 2009 at 10:11 am | Permalink

    Nick – that was part of what i found confusing about the collection of words that were attributed to Stephen Moffat (they were a bit too random to call them a quote). I bet that only a teeny tiny minority (of a number less than or equal to 10) of people in the whole world will have noticed or care about this!

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 10:16 am | Permalink

    Computer games! You could relaunch all three careers by merging them into a new character in Street Fighter. King Glangham – a giant paedo made off of Jonathan King, Chris Langham and Gary Glitter with a sweets ‘n’ puppies special attack.

    He’d wear glasses, of course.

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 10:20 am | Permalink

    Nap…everything is art these days.

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 10:23 am | Permalink

    Is it arse, DINLT. Things that aren’t art:

    Dog shit
    Some letters
    The Fiat Panda
    The Democratic Republic Of Congo
    Noel Edmonds

    Everything’s art my foot!

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 10:24 am | Permalink

    You missed the light on top of the Tardis.
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/s4/features/bulletins/bulletin_091005_01

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 10:24 am | Permalink

    Now Pilch, if the Afghan war had a logo….

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 10:25 am | Permalink

    Could have saved a lot of money and re-used the Danger Mouse logo. Turn the ‘M’ upside down, bingo.

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 10:28 am | Permalink

    That video indicates to me that the BBC’s spent some money on a slightly better computer. We could be talking 1993, Jurassic Park-quality effects for the new series of Doctor Who.

    Think Merlin + £2.99.

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 10:32 am | Permalink

    There’s an art to everything, isn’t there?

    If I hadn’t angled my hips over the pan just now, there’d have been a pebbledashing nightmare all over the cistern. There’s even an art to pooing out squits.

     

    Fiona – that’s weird, because when I was in  the corporate world, male phonecalls used to consist of five minutes of football talk, one minute of business talk, then a swift and unsentimental goodbye.

    Eavesdropping on female colleagues, I was amazed to find they managed the same amount of business talk in a one-hour conversation that also comprised babble on such varied topics as

    • what they had for dinner last night
    • what they’re having for dinner tonight
    • what they had for lunch
    • what they had for lunch yesterday
    • how that diet’s working out
    • how much water they’ve drank today
    • how much water they drank yesterday
    • Sex In The Cities
    • Who did what with who on Friday
    • The best meal deals if you’re about later
    • How you should definitely meet up for drinks soon

    AND STILL THEY WANT EQUAL PAY.

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 10:36 am | Permalink

    DINLT – I haven’t missed anything out, you bummer.

    *hastily changes header pic*

  • Fiona Mayhem
    Posted October 6, 2009 at 10:36 am | Permalink

    Well swines, maybe I am just not very emotionally invested in the social or toilet lives of my colleagues.
     
    We are in the  middle of setting up a Thing, and they like to pick over every single detail, in minute detail.
    This is probably a good thing, as my organisation is often open to intense scrutiny and criticism, but it would be nice to have a normal evening once in a while.

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 10:37 am | Permalink

    Fiona, talk about Sex On The Cities and they’ll soon set about hanging up.

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 10:43 am | Permalink

    Equal pay? For a set of time-wasting gossips wot fuck off on holiday for the best part of a year every time they pump out a nipper?

    OUTRAGEOUS.

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 10:45 am | Permalink

    I’ve just jizzumed me kecks!

    I can;t wait for Stephen Moffat’s revamp of what has become a predictable, lazy show. AND the new Tardis is a lighter blue, the windows are framed with white and it has a St John’s Ambulance logo!

    *turns light off and closes curtains*

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 10:46 am | Permalink

    Dave – That made you sound like a paedophile.

  • Fiona Mayhem
    Posted October 6, 2009 at 10:47 am | Permalink

    Swines – do you thnk going on about Natural History programming will have the same effect? I am wholly unqualified to discuss SATC, since I haven’t managed a whole episode.

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 10:48 am | Permalink

    So is Russell T Grant no longer writing for it?

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 10:48 am | Permalink

    Fiona – probably not, now you put it like that.

    *snaps out of stereotyping mode*

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 11:02 am | Permalink

    So this is the new assistant? That doesn’t seem to be a regulation Police issue outfit. I see. Rather.

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 11:04 am | Permalink

    Take Leeds. The dinner ladies want equal pay so the council proposes to cut five grand off the bin men’s wages to bring ‘em in line with the dinner ladies. The result? Rubbish piling sky-high on the streets of Leeds, rats everywhere and disease lurking round every corner.

    Now what they should have done is tell the dinner ladies to fuck off and let ‘em go on strike. The result of that? Mothers would have had to take ten minutes out of their busy days of watching Jeremy Kyle, drinking cooking sherry and telling the mumsnet community that men should be locked up because we’re all paedos to make a pack-up for their rotten little charges.

    The effect? Fuck all.

    Equal pay my arse. 

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 11:06 am | Permalink

    Fourstar – It’s not. They all look like American cops now they’ve ditched the white shirts and blue clip-on ties.

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 11:23 am | Permalink

    SH, you mean Russell T Harty.

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 11:24 am | Permalink

    hey

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 11:27 am | Permalink

    I agree with Gemma.

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 11:27 am | Permalink

    lol x

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 11:33 am | Permalink

    Hear hear!

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 11:33 am | Permalink

    is any one talkin lol x

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 11:35 am | Permalink

    lol
    x

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 11:38 am | Permalink

    ………….

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 11:38 am | Permalink

    ?

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 11:39 am | Permalink

    Hate the light. Hate the DW – too  clunky and  not  needed. Design-wise, it’s two logos  together – the TARDIS bit  and the title  bit. Eh? Why  bother? I can’t imagine who signed this  off! It looks like a   really bad GCSE art project.

    One or  t’other is  fine, but the TARDIS  thing is quite embarrassing. Maybe   the very young ones will like it but I’m  not so sure 11  year olds  will. It’s very cutesey. I think the title on its own   would have  been fine.

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 11:40 am | Permalink

    I’m laughing my fucking ass off over here!

    *laughs ass off*

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 11:42 am | Permalink

    lol :)

  • Fiona Mayhem
    Posted October 6, 2009 at 11:42 am | Permalink

    whilst rolling on the floor, i hope, NC. It would lose auuthenticity otherwise

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 11:44 am | Permalink

    *rolls on floor, laughing off own ass*

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 11:47 am | Permalink

    I now have no ass. I’ve laughed it off.

    *is assless*

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 11:48 am | Permalink

    It reminds me of those very old ads for denture cleaners, where they had the word DENTURES made out of denture material. Except that the Tardis dentures look like they’re cut from MDF.

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 11:48 am | Permalink

    is every one ok in away xx

  • Fiona Mayhem
    Posted October 6, 2009 at 11:49 am | Permalink

    *runs for the hills to await awful floods*

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 11:50 am | Permalink

    I’m alright ‘in away’, Gemma. Whatever that means …

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 11:53 am | Permalink

    Here! I reckon Alexei Sayle murdered Benny Hill.

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 11:58 am | Permalink

    it don matter lol wuu2 xx

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 11:59 am | Permalink

    gemma r u Dave?

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 11:59 am | Permalink

    no marte

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 12:00 pm | Permalink

    Slow news day then this…http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20091006/tuk-little-britain-star-matt-s-ex-found-45dbed5.html

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 12:01 pm | Permalink

    No marte? But what will I have for lunch?

  • Fiona Mayhem
    Posted October 6, 2009 at 12:02 pm | Permalink

    Soup Fourstar?

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 12:05 pm | Permalink

    you fuckin mong

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 12:07 pm | Permalink

    I like it when Matt Lucas is in that wheelchair, and then he gets out of his wheelchair every time his carer’s back’s turned. Ha ha! By the eighty-eighth time I saw him do that, I was literally rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off.

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 12:17 pm | Permalink

    Have we been invaded?

  • Fiona Mayhem
    Posted October 6, 2009 at 12:18 pm | Permalink

    I think nappers scared them off with his bottom, so we are OK again.

  • Fiona Mayhem
    Posted October 6, 2009 at 12:20 pm | Permalink

    Fancy becoming a couch detective?
    Now you can watch CCTV from the comfort of your own home.
    Jeesus

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 12:31 pm | Permalink

    haha lol x

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 12:37 pm | Permalink

    I mong, do I? Coo. Who’d a thunk it.
     
    Shaba’s a nice name. Are you single?

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 12:54 pm | Permalink

    DINLT – I am not Gemma.

    SH – timelord should be spelleded Time Lord because they are a proud race of ceremonial peace keepers from the planet Gallifrey. Have some respek.

  • Fiona Mayhem
    Posted October 6, 2009 at 1:00 pm | Permalink

    congratulations on your qualification Dave. Now, I have this rash…

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 1:01 pm | Permalink

    Dr. Dave – you are not a real Dr.

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 1:04 pm | Permalink

    Either’s Neil Fox. Dr.Dre got a Doctorate in Having Love For Tha Street from Cambridge though.

  • Fiona Mayhem
    Posted October 6, 2009 at 1:05 pm | Permalink

    Buggeration, now I will have to PAY to get the damn thing cleared up. Bah

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 1:06 pm | Permalink

    Where’s shaba gone? I was in there.

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 1:09 pm | Permalink

    Fiona Mayhem – Your symptoms can only lead me to conclude that you have Female Hysteria. Do you have an egg whisk to hand?

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 1:13 pm | Permalink

    Tescos have put the price of 3 bottles of soda water up to £1.20 from £1.00. Is there some kind of soda water crisis I haven’t been told about?

    Shaba = mong
    Dave told me that in private…

  • Fiona Mayhem
    Posted October 6, 2009 at 1:13 pm | Permalink

    Dr Dave – erm, hang on a minute, I was , er, using it for another purpose. *shame face*
    4*, best left ignored, i think. Soonest bored the better.

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 1:27 pm | Permalink

    I’m going to eat almonds until they’re all gone..

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 1:30 pm | Permalink

    Quick Quid ripoff loans ad on tv quote
    2356% APR! Not a typo, 2356%!!!!

  • Fiona Mayhem
    Posted October 6, 2009 at 1:44 pm | Permalink

    Nick, if you don’t pay to they send the heavies around as well?

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 1:48 pm | Permalink

    Probably Mel. For 2356% they’s probably get a limo.
    This Kyle could be a classic…

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 1:52 pm | Permalink

    Is Kyle like X Factor for chavs?

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 1:55 pm | Permalink

    Miss DINLT’s going away for 3 weeks from this Friday. This is terrible news.

  • Fiona Mayhem
    Posted October 6, 2009 at 2:05 pm | Permalink

    Poor DINLT, although you will be able to watch non stop football now, i guess.

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 2:07 pm | Permalink

    Miss DINLT’s going away for 3 weeks from this Friday. This is terrible news.

    I don’t see how, DINLT. Not now they’ve invented super-fast broadband and the price of tissues has gone through the floor.

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 2:10 pm | Permalink

    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article6863015.ece

    Isn’t that guardianist foodie there? I wonder if he was in the mcdonalds?

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 2:12 pm | Permalink

    You could do a split screen. Part fooball, part cricket, part Ms DINLT.

    Result/s…

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 2:13 pm | Permalink

    They smashed the windows of a McDonald’s? How nice of them to help Burger King out like that.

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 2:14 pm | Permalink

    I don’t think the Guardian could comment on that story, DINLT – not unless they could work Radiohead or Twitter into it.

  • Posted October 6, 2009 at 4:50 pm | Permalink

    I’m just commenting to make it a nice round 100.
     
    Thanks.

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