So few contestants are left as we approach the latter stages of this run of The X Factor, that we reach the part where each contestant has to sing a couple of songs every Saturday. If you’re so excited about tonight’s episode that you can’t wait till it goes out, Unreality TV have helpfully released the rumoured details early again. What larks!
So here’s the list of the Take That and Elton John songs on tonight’s agenda:
- Stacey Solomon will be warbling Something About The Way You Look Tonight by Elton and then bellowing Rule The World by the That, probably adding a few bum notes to keep you on your toes.
- Joe McElderry tackles Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word by EJ and then battles Could It Be Magic by TT, in a Les Mis style suitable for all the family.
- Lloyd Daniels, if anyone cares as he should definitely be leaving tomorrow, will parpery parp his way through I’m Still Standing by the Johnners then honkety honking through A Million Love Songs by them Thatters.
- Danyl Johnson and his enormous, gaping mouth will overdo Your Song by Eltonathan Johnathan and then make a dog’s dinner of Relight My Fire by the Thatties.
- Olly Murs will claim more hearts, despite being more MOR than a perfectly placed white line, as he smugly frugs his way through Saturday Nights Alright For Fighting by the Eltonian before dad-dancing to Love Ain’t Here Anymore by the Takety Thattalan.
Are you excited?
If you like, you can follow me on Twitter where I should be moaning about it as it goes out. Unless I mistime everything and my tea’s ready at 8pm.
Either way – have a good ‘un!
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That was the worst episode of The X Factor I’ve ever seen.
I had to Sky+ and will skip through tomorrow. Its too much for one sitting now. And Lloyd is shit. Parp describes him perfectly although they all sound off to me.
I caught a bit of it. That blond bloke (that my 13 year old loves!) is terrible….
Is this still going? Jesus wept.
You know full well it is, fourstar – I saw you on Twitter where people were bleating about it all Saturday night…
I can’t be bothered to review it any more.
I try my best to forget, SH.
We gooners have much to forget this drizzly, miserable day, fourstar.
*salutes*
Yeah, Chelsea were very good. We were creative without any kind of cutting edge. The unlucky 2nd goal turned it; we could have coped with 1-0 and pulled it back after half time but heads went down.
Still, as I have said elsewhere, win our game in hand and we are 3rd with 24 games still to go, in both domestic cups and through to the next round in Europe. It’s not all doom and gloom