Bonjourno!
Our Italian cousins have hit the NewsGush as incredible footage is released of one Elena Di Cioccio – of prank TV show, The Hyenas – grabbing the England midfielder’s private parts, then running off down the street.
Oh – they do know how to have a giggle, these Italians!
As you can see, she then runs off shouting “E piccolo, Beckham” (“Beckham is small”).
Ha, ha and, indeed, ha.
Next week on The Hyenas – Victoria Beckham is goosed up the bum as she orders a drink at a bar.
*end of football comment*
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David, don’t bother.. those ads were hot. women just need an excuse to get up close with you…
Isn’t that just how Italians say hello? My Italian boss greets me in the same way everyday…
He calls you out for having a small penis, Mr Green? I am sure that tribunals would be on your side, should you choose to sue.
When i used to work for italians, we would say ciao in the morning. All other conversations need alot of hand gestures. Then in the eveneing. Ciao a domani, unless it was the weekend…
Isn’t that assault?
I’d have gone nuts if you’ll pardon the expression.
DINLT – you have worked in a lot of forren places, haven’t you?
This is NOT FUNNY at all! IF this is a guy doing this – groping – to a woman, that guy would be IN JAIL by now! There is a LIMIT in handling people you thought as living in publicity over them as a public property, coz they are NOT! She should be charged coz this is obviously a SEXUAL ASSAULT! If Beckham was a woman, he would have been severely humiliated (which he IS) and his pride would have shattered by now! This is stupid, not funny at all. And by the look of it..David seemed not amused at all and it will be just a matter of time till a LAWSUIT arrived to the woman’s and her office’s doorstep for SEVERE DEFAMATION!
I have never understood the female obsession with Beckham. Jamie Redknapp i can understand but Beckham….?
‘If Beckham was a woman…’
*holds that THOUGHT*
*WANKS like a Priest*
Yes Mel..i have but stuck in these debt ridden shores for the moment.
um… ok…?
Moon – is SEVERE defamation much worse than defamation? What are the different penalties in law?
How is handling someone’s penis a defamation in any case? I think that is more like assault.
My understanding of the Beckhams is quite poor, but if they did not want this piece to surface, I am sure they have the influence and the cash to have made it go away.
Of course the football player who probably was best looking was Claudio Cannigia. During the World Cup (1990) , he was referred to even by the most macho beer swelling anti foreigner bigotted football fan you find, as the good looking one.
DINLT – ah, sorry, I didn’t mean to be tactless. t is just that you have a load of interesting stories about a lot of places, and tell us when they are brought up here.
Mel..you were not being tactless and I did not think for a moment you were being tactless.
Following moon’ s argument Perhaps Vinnie Jones should be done for assault on Gazza?
The defamation might be she said he was small. We would then need to go into a lot of legal arguments and definitions. If i were the defence lawyer I would argue, it is quality not quantity….
Meh, footballers infrequently get done, even when they have really committed assault. A Lot.
Until they have done it so often and so viciously that there is no further choice.
In fact I really admired that club that did not shelter one of their players after he had been caught at it. Very rare these days. Of course the details of this all escape me now, but I am sure you can tell me which one I mean DINLT.
Mel..are you referring to Marlon King…a recent case?
But under British defamation laws, DINLT, the onus is on the accused to verify their claims. Thus any canny defence lawyer worth his salt will make Beckham show the court his particulars, and let them decide. I can see why the Beckhams would not wish to make a Thing out of it.
Maybe, DINLT. Was he playing for a fairly small club, who took a stand against him? IIRC His manager said that he would not be welcome back at the club ever again.
Yup..Wigan athletic.
Well, good on them, I say.
He’s a lovely fella
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1223737/Marlon-King-Premier-League-star-faces-jail-attacking-woman-spurned-disgusting-advances.html
Sounds like a right charmer.
“Don’t you know who I am, I’m a Millionairre’
That has got me ready to go, right there.
“onus”
*titters*
“titters”
How’s that a prank, exactly?
Sounds like we’ve found the Italian version of Balls of Steel.
I don’t know anything about football. To be honest, I’m quite surprised to find out that it involves cocks.
How come it isn’t called “cockball”?
I got to work early, I’m in a state of shock!
*Offers Nick some smelling salts*
I’ve been here two hours already.
We’re all at work, Nick. We all feel in a state of shock, all the time! Now put that guitar down and get on with some work!
*stands cross armed frowning at nick until he gets on with his work*
Mm. I’m up stupidly early as well, for a change. MORNING
Aren’t we just the internet equivalent of the queue outside the Post Office on giro day. *swigs from can of Tennants Extra*
I’m not needling you, Swines+Napoleon, before you get all cranky! You take your time. *pointedly looks at watch*
JRME – Richard Branson’s buggering Swineshead about this morning.
BEAR WITH HIM.
I am sure that sounds like it could be illegal, Nappers.
It does sound a bit dodgy, that.
Sexual assault is hilaaarious, darling. It’s the new hot thing in Milan, Paris and Rome.