NewsGush: ‘Curb Sexy Telly!’ Cries Sexy TV Psychologist

You’ve probably seen Linda Papadopoulos commenting on mental health issues on the BBC News – or in one of her appearances on Big Brother, Double Cross, My Big Breasts and Me and Celebrity Fit Club.

She’s just completed a year’s study called The Sexualisation Of Young People, the results of which recommend a large number of moves that should be taken that she believes will eventually curb violence amongst young people.

From the headlines, this looks like the 21st century has found its new Mary Whitehouse, but reading her findings and seeing her on BBC Breakfast, it seems she’s got a point. From Katie Price and her famous breasts to the front-page details of an idiot’s dirty text messages, to easily accessible hardcore porn through to Nuts mag on the lower shelves, it is arguable we’ve been a little too lax with our reining in of sexualised imagery.

But then you hear about the suggested moves on censored web content, child-locks on games consoles and the return of the impenetrable watershed and start to worry. With a problem like this, it’s hard to know where to begin.

So… where to begin?

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24 Comments

  • Posted February 26, 2010 at 8:31 am | Permalink

    FIRST!!!1111 LOLZrrrrrrs I am teh l33t h4xOr!!!!11111oneoneone

  • Posted February 26, 2010 at 8:37 am | Permalink

    Second!!

    FUCK IT!

  • Posted February 26, 2010 at 8:47 am | Permalink

    I think Jordan should have a large triangle covering her face….in fact she can be replaced by a large triangle completely?
     
    Oh Whoe ho!

  • Posted February 26, 2010 at 8:49 am | Permalink

    I completely agree. Young girls swan around like PAINTED WHORES these days and it’s uncommon tricky to figure out who’s street legal and who ain’t. P’raps some kind of brand could be applied to girls’ arms when they reach maturity?

    I’d also like to thank the writers of EastEnders for telling me Jimmy Carr-alike Lucy Beale is now street legal. I’ve had a hell of a time concentrating on her curmudgeonly face of late, and now I know she’s street legal, I can relax and just stare at her tits like I do Chelsea’s, Stacey’s, Amira’s and Big Mo’s.

  • Posted February 26, 2010 at 8:52 am | Permalink

    Up yours, Linda Papadopoulo!
     
     
     
    THIRDS! (3rd what? I don’t get it)

  • Posted February 26, 2010 at 8:54 am | Permalink

    Actually, Mister so-called Green, you’re FOURTH!!! LOL!!! LMAO!! ROFL!!!!!!

  • Posted February 26, 2010 at 8:57 am | Permalink

    Yes, but does Nick count? Does he really count?
     
    Who is this woman anyway? I’ve never heard of her!
    Me and her are going to come to blows if she tries to take away my easily accessible hardcore porn!

  • Posted February 26, 2010 at 9:03 am | Permalink

    As Swineshead says, she’s been on all manner of low-brow TV pontificating on this ‘n’ that. She’s one o’ these ‘psychologists’, whatever that is.

  • Posted February 26, 2010 at 9:04 am | Permalink

    Yes I count and better than you Mr Fourth…..

  • Posted February 26, 2010 at 9:11 am | Permalink

    Yer? Well four’s a bigger number than three N to the T! Stick that in yer guitar and play it!
     

  • Posted February 26, 2010 at 9:13 am | Permalink

    Well, who ever she is, she’s obviously doing her job properly. The second most searched query in google when you type in ‘linda papadopoulos’ is  ‘linda papadopoulos cleavage’

  • Posted February 26, 2010 at 9:13 am | Permalink

    It’s not even medal position, Mr. Green. You’re down there with the rest of the also-ran rabble, see?

  • Posted February 26, 2010 at 9:17 am | Permalink

    it’s not about the winning, it’s about the taking par…. oh fuck it…
     
    *cries*

  • Posted February 26, 2010 at 9:23 am | Permalink

    Are you taking part ARE YOU?

  • Posted February 26, 2010 at 9:30 am | Permalink

    *revels in those tears*

  • Posted February 26, 2010 at 9:31 am | Permalink

    Is it wrong to think the psychologist studying ‘The Sexualisation Of Young People’ is quite hot?

  • Posted February 26, 2010 at 9:35 am | Permalink

    I don’t think it’s wrong, Fourstar. I’d ‘do’ ‘er!

    (!)

  • Posted February 26, 2010 at 9:40 am | Permalink

    I imagine the conclusion of her year-long study was that they need to find a less sexy psychologist to perform the year-long study.

  • Ex!
    Posted February 26, 2010 at 9:45 am | Permalink

    I wouldn’t worry Napps, any teenager on telly is usually played by someone in their late twenties. She’s probably been street legal for a good 10 years.

  • Posted February 26, 2010 at 9:52 am | Permalink

    Apparently not, Ex. She’s only just street legal in real life. Thus, when you’ve been lusting over ‘er knockers, you’ve been doing it diddly-style. Muggins ‘ere has kept his mind on loftier things (mainly my imaginary sex holiday with Chelsea ans Stacey) and waited until it was appropriate to let my eyes wander south to ogle Lucy’s recently street legal cleavage, you hideous kiddy-fiddler.

  • Ex!
    Posted February 26, 2010 at 10:06 am | Permalink

    Iv’e just checked and she’s 18, admittedly not the 26 year old, but legal for 2 years unless these “liberal do gooders” have changed things. Her petty brand of evil doesn’t really do it for me though. Janine still holds my still beating heart in her bloody talons.

  • Posted February 26, 2010 at 10:12 am | Permalink

    Janine was appalling and enchanting by turns.

  • Posted February 26, 2010 at 10:21 am | Permalink

    23rd!
     
    The Friday question interrupts what could be an inicreasingly dangerous area of discussion…
     
     

  • Posted February 26, 2010 at 10:28 am | Permalink

    18? So I could have been ogling her boobies for two sodding years?

    I’ll never get those years back.

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  1. By WEBTHUMP! 3 March 2010 | Hecklerspray on March 3, 2010 at 12:02 pm

    [...] 4 – So there’s a new study out called The Sexualisation Of Young People, which is all well and good. Trouble is, we can’t read it because we’re too busy drooling over the psychologist who wrote it. Whoops! – WatchWithMothers [...]

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