Pam St Clement has spoken to the Evening Star about the news that superfan, Pinky Darling(!) has had her idol’s face permanently inked on her forearm for the rest of her natural born life.
Pinky endured five hours under the needle to realise her insane plans, with Pam responding with the following statement: ‘“I’m flattered but my commiserations for having to have me on your limb for the rest of your life.’
“I did it for a bit of humour really as she is just a great character and I have always liked EastEnders.
“I have watched it since I was little and I like to push the limits as much as can.
“It definitely looks like her the second you see it.
“People have stopped me in the street already to have a look at it – everyone loves it.”
… said Pinky, 28, from Colchester.
It’s truly a beautiful recreation of Pam/Pat’s image, as you can see below.
I’m off to get Lesley Grantham tattooed on my tits.
*end of football comment*
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I’m stuck between sympathy and admiration.
This is brilliant. How did I know she’d be from Essex? My county is doing me praaad today, I tell you.
Although I’m disappointed she didn’t do this on a part of the body that would give good saggage, lending FatPat a Dali-esque quality in Pinky’s twilight years.
“I like to push the limits”
Naw, I’ll let that one pass…..
Pinky was also the name of the killer in Brighton Rock.
Just saying, like.
BTW have you seen this ?
Would it be tasteless to vote for Kris Marshall’s character to get flattened by a falling meteorite?
Jamie – that’s upset me. IAM WEEPING
They want to get people involved, bless them for letting us get involved in their advertising campaign to promote BT.
I can’t praise them highly enough….
I think they should have Bob Hoskins kick Kris Marshall to death on a pier.
She’s got to be a pole-dodger.
“it involves something to do with a problem that Hall’s character Jane is confronted with that is hinted at in an instant messaging session between her teenage son and Adam.”
Is Adam a pedo?????
He could be, Badger. You have to ask what on earth is a grown man doing sending text messages to a teenager?
*contacts the mumsnet coven*
Sorry for making you weep, Swineshead.
Mind you, at least BT are listening. Special K never took note of my storyline request where the lady loses her red bikini and you see everything… *goes a bit Patrick Stewart*
Haha, Pinky did my tattoo, brilliant tattooist.