
OMG! It’s sooooo nearly here! The date you’ve all been waiting for: Saturday May 17th.
IT’S THE RETURN OF BRITAIN’S GOT TALENT!!!
Life has felt like an empty husk of an existence since 2009’s search for a star finished hasn’t it?

OMG! It’s sooooo nearly here! The date you’ve all been waiting for: Saturday May 17th.
IT’S THE RETURN OF BRITAIN’S GOT TALENT!!!
Life has felt like an empty husk of an existence since 2009’s search for a star finished hasn’t it?

Young ‘uns in the US state of North Carolina were given an unexpected treat/ were irreparably scarred for life a couple of weeks ago.
This child-mind head-mangling went down when Time Warner accidentally replaced their usual children’s TV output with pornography!
The full story is here. We can’t read it again, because it hurts to think of…

ITV’s National Television Awards – you’ve got to love it.
It’s the people-pleasing, glitzy, glamorous, Heat-reading cousin of the Baftas, with categories designed to make housewives coo.

Written just before last night’s episode went out…
So, What Katie Did Next…
…was bugger off, apparently! Faced with her seventh trial in a row (and a couple of these have been several mini-trials in succession), Jordan has bowed out: the second camper to leave before eviction voting begins.

Ah, the ladies! Sweet, tender ladies; Sugar and spice and all things nice ladies! After a hard couple of sleepless nights on the jungle floor, poor Camilla broke down in tears. As she was smothered by the other cooing contestants (all but Jimmy, who watched from a distance as part of an apparent suss-it-all-out strategy) the cynic in me wondered whether this might be a ploy to curry audience sympathy early in the game.