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NewsGush: Coming Up – Psychoville

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June 17, 2009 – 9:33 am

Psychoville BBC TV Television

I might be alone in thinking The League of Gentlemen went a little stale towards the end of its run, but by the time the film came round I think you’d have to have been a hardcore fan to have been into it. Having just seen a preview of tonight’s Psychoville on BBC Breakfast, I’m quite excited about their new offering, which looks deliberately more twisted than their original show.

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One Minute Review: The Cottage

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April 9, 2008 – 8:48 am

The Cottage

The Cottage stars him off League of Gentleman, him off of those dreadful Lord Up Them Rings movies and her wot’s off of Brookside with the whopping great melons. The first two kidnap the other one and dump her in a cottage. Spudgun off of Bottom turns up, and then everyone gets murdered by a big fella with really rubbish makeup.

This is how they meet their sticky ends:

  • Bird off of Brookside with the big tits: Spade straight through the face. It’s a good death is this - shame she doesn’t spill her knockers and give us men a shot at them puppies.
  • He off of them crappy Lord! Oh My Rings! movies: Pickaxe through the chest. Bit rubbish after her with the tits gets ‘erself a faceful of spade.
  • Spudgun: Ploughing thing up the unmentionables, then gutted. Spudders doesn’t like it! He don’t like it one fucking bit, sorr! Bejaysus, to be sure, to be sure!
  • Him off of The League Of Gentlemen: Attacked by a family in the cellar. This is the last bit of the film, and therefore:

THIS REVIEW CONTAINS SPOILERS.

My verdict? RUBBISH! Five stars.

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